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a 'wannabe German' driver
Symptoms:
You obtain all traffic rules but one; the maximum speed limit.
Advise:
Consider emigrating to Germany, over 50% of their autobahn's is like a F1 racing track.
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Symptoms:
While driving
you're capable of performing a multitude of additional activities such
as adjusting your radio, non-handsfree phoning, text-messaging, talking
face to face with a front seat passenger or worse a rear seat passenger,
shaving (in case of ladies: your legs. The same applies for using the
rear mirror for make-up purposes).






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Black Wizard

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Učlanjen : 30.03.2011

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an insurance fraud driver


You use your car to illegally create additional income.
Example 1: With an old wreck of car you wait at a street corner hiding
behind a building or some bushes for another car which doesn't have
right of way, whereby you dnoitheeliberatly drive your car in front,
causing an accident and faking major injuries like whiplash etc. in
order to receive a large sum from the victim's insurance company.
Example 2: When you're not able to sell your car at an agreeable price
you drive it to a long parking spot near an airfield and report it as
stolen. Receiving the insurance money to buy another nice car.



Quit your activities, besides others, one day YOU might get really hurt.
Besides that insurance companies keep records and eventually you will be caught.
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a tailgater

Symptoms:
On
motorways you tend to stay within 2 seconds of travel distance of the
car in front of you, preferable blinking with your headlights.


Advise:
Consider
emigrating to Malawi, Afghanistan or North Korea ,where the number of
cars per 1000 inhabitants is less than 1 and the chances of persisting
your habit are 0.
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Black Wizard

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A FINE-FREE DRIVER


You always have two hands on the wheel.
Even when being claxoned/fingered at by more agressive fellow drivers,
you calmly obay the applying traffic rules, staying well below the
maximum speed limit. Receiving a traffic fine you would consider a major
traumatizing event.


Advise:
Hey you pay taxes too, try referring to traffic fines as a kind of additional road tax.
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a lucky reckless driver

Symptoms:
You
know your way around but you show indifferent towards speed limits,
traffic regulations or the dangers of situations where others would
panic.
Somehow you never get involved in any serious accident or get seriously fined.


Advise:
You would make an excellent taxi driver in any major city.


pa dobro nije baš tako Laughing
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a fender bender driver

Symptoms:
Although your general driving on the road is okay, your car will soon have scratches and dents, caused by misjudged distances between your vehicle and stationary objects.



Advise:
Never buy a new car, there are plenty of low budget used cars on the market.
Make sure they have a reverse parking sensor.
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a long duration driverSymptoms: You've got excellent concentration skills and could drive for 8 hours or more without dozing off.
Advise:You would make an excellent rally or truck driver.

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